Is not Christmas

An annoying, nightmare-fueled, ear-destroying YouTube Video made by Sr Pelo. Part of his series, The Mokey show

Plot: Mokey is sleeping. Mokey is woken up by Momi. Momi fucking kills Mokey 15 times

Transcript excerpt:

Mokey: mmmm.....AHHHHOOOOOOOOMMMaaammm. (dirty dream)

Momi: ITSNOTKRIMAAAAAA!!

slaps mokey gets slaped

Momi: ITS NOT KRIMAS!!!

Shakes Mousd table

Mokey: WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT!!??

Momi: WHAT IT IS MOKEY?

(mokey gets chokes sexually)

Momi: That's right, ITSNOTKRISMAH!

"Bro, If you show me Is not Christmas again, I will slap your nuts!"

by Le Carrot boi February 10, 2021

christmas

It's the best time of the year...

I don't know if there will be snow, but have a cup of cheer!

by fo my pizz da playa December 26, 2003

The Christmas

The Christmas is a term made up for giving a girl the double fister, coined from a drunk man.

"On Christmas Morning I was surprised when he gave me the Christmas..."

by Jason Walsh January 9, 2006

christmas

Christmas was suppose to be celebrating Jesus's birthday (though this isn't the correct date, that's still what it was suppose to be celebrating.) However, non-Christians celebrate it because they saw we give out presents. (Actually, there are a few people who see it for other good things, but most people wouldn't celebrate it if it wasn't for the gifts.) We give out gifts to remember the gift God gave us- His Son, Jesus, who died for our sins.

"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY--"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH NOT THE CAROLERS!!!! -hides-"

by A random somebody September 3, 2005

christmas

The day we celebrate the birth of a man who loved every living thing with the genocide of pine trees.

Timmy: Daddy, why are we killing a tree?
Dad: To celebrate christmas, the birth of the man who loved all living things, son.
Timmy: ... What?

by StraightEdger52 December 2, 2011

christmas

The hypocrisy day. The time of the year where it's mandatory to spend a lot of money for all the people you care about to prove you love them. If you don't celebrate it you're a weirdo.

But...it's Christmas!

by madeforreal January 30, 2011

christmas

A bad excuse for your family to get together, get drunk and fight. Also a time of year when people spend horrible sums of money on useless crap that will be thrown into the corner until next christmas when it is given to someone else and the cycle begins again!

I'm really looking forward to christmas!

by Ashley December 20, 2003