christmas

It's the best time of the year...

I don't know if there will be snow, but have a cup of cheer!

by fo my pizz da playa December 26, 2003

The Christmas

The Christmas is a term made up for giving a girl the double fister, coined from a drunk man.

"On Christmas Morning I was surprised when he gave me the Christmas..."

by Jason Walsh July 12, 2008

christmas

Christmas was suppose to be celebrating Jesus's birthday (though this isn't the correct date, that's still what it was suppose to be celebrating.) However, non-Christians celebrate it because they saw we give out presents. (Actually, there are a few people who see it for other good things, but most people wouldn't celebrate it if it wasn't for the gifts.) We give out gifts to remember the gift God gave us- His Son, Jesus, who died for our sins.

"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY--"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH NOT THE CAROLERS!!!! -hides-"

by A random somebody September 21, 2005

christmas

The hypocrisy day. The time of the year where it's mandatory to spend a lot of money for all the people you care about to prove you love them. If you don't celebrate it you're a weirdo.

But...it's Christmas!

by madeforreal February 19, 2011

christmas

The day we celebrate the birth of a man who loved every living thing with the genocide of pine trees.

Timmy: Daddy, why are we killing a tree?
Dad: To celebrate christmas, the birth of the man who loved all living things, son.
Timmy: ... What?

by StraightEdger52 December 2, 2011

christmas

A bad excuse for your family to get together, get drunk and fight. Also a time of year when people spend horrible sums of money on useless crap that will be thrown into the corner until next christmas when it is given to someone else and the cycle begins again!

I'm really looking forward to christmas!

by Ashley December 19, 2003

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003