Chioke

A legit dude who's all around friends with everyone

Person 1: Chioke is a sexy beast
Person 2: Um okay?

by Legit SON December 2, 2011

CHOCK LOCK

1. The use, esp. on Twitter by Craig Hockenberry (after whom the technique is named), of caps lock, no punctuation, and occasional misspellings to represent the speech of a somewhat mentally inferior alter ego.

2. The Caps Lock key itself when used as in 1.

3. A fictional key (or setting) actually labeled "CHOCK LOCK" on a keyboard (or in an app), usually replacing Caps Lock.

MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOURCE CODE FOR IPHONE AND RESUMES WERE TALKING CHEARLEADERS AT CHOCKLOCK.COM GO CHOCK LOCK GO HOME RUN

by Lanny Heidbreder January 20, 2009

choke out

transitive verb - to castigate, excoriate, to metaphorically ram your cock down someone's throat

dude 1: Dude, Milosh fucked up again.
dude 2: Go choke out Milosh

by some guy 129 December 17, 2008

Chookosssre

The word for calling someone or something dumb, or less than average.

“That seemed pretty straight forward, you Chookosssre. Jeez.”

by Notdumb123 July 2, 2019

Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"

"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"

by toastyOO January 24, 2010

Choke a duck

To drop such a large shit that you block a toliet

i going to go choke a duck

by decqaz August 28, 2016

Dustbowls of choke

Is an Eastside San Jose phrase commonly referring to when you purchase bunk or cut dope.

Aye we need to call my connect back. I think this is some of that fat dustbowls of choke stuff that he had last week. It doesn't even blow any smoke out and it just disappeared.

by Adub408 January 21, 2019