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hispanical mechanical

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
by fartso55 January 14, 2019
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Hispanic

Wow look at that Hispanic
by DontUseYourRealName. March 28, 2019
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Hispanic

Hispanic:

A Hispanic is a Mexican. When the Spaniard conquered the Aztectians the left over aztects got conquerers syndrome: a mut Mexican was made. Mexicans now, regularly bred with their conquerers the spaniards seek to become them.
Atypical Hispanic

Person1: I'm Mexican, see.

Person2: No you're not. You're a His•panic. You're not even "Mexican" you are a mongrel mestizo confused about his history.

Person1: You're right. My ancestors history is one of shame I really am His•panic
by 5Elements April 7, 2019
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Hispanic

They are very Sexy and attractive people. Your lucky to be with a Hispanic person as they always have the best looks.
Natalie: hey! How are they so attractive?
John: There Hispanic, there always attractive.
by Checkout July 8, 2019
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Hispanicey

When something is way too Hispanic than it should be. Over exaggerated Hispanic Parties, has too many taco venders, corn stands, and a billion different piñatas with “la cucaracha” music playing in the background
Karen: how’s the party?
Alek: Hispanicey

Karen: oh yeah that’s a cool adjective

Alek: really?

Karen: yea!!
by 🤬SHUP GABE🤬 January 4, 2020
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Hispanic

A Hispanic is a person who is born in Mexico, Central America, South America, Ect.
"Hey is he white?"
"Nah fam he's Hispanic,"
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Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined religion.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
What is Christanic?

It is your sweet victory.
by 7G0X October 30, 2020
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