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Cheesecake surprise

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.
by Miller002 November 7, 2006
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Strawberry Cheesecake

So you take your menstrating girlfriend, right? First you earn your red wings, then after you blow your spoodge in the form of a cream pie you mix all the juices around down there and go down on her. Enjoy your strawberry cheesecake
"So what if I'm on the rag? Now you can have some strawberry cheesecake!" "For the love of God, don't ever say that again, woman."
by Dave Thelump June 11, 2006
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burnt cheesecake

A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.

And will never be an underwear model.

Showing ape or caveman like qualities.

Orginated in floriston c.a.
Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!"
by rawrrawrrawrrrrr March 1, 2009
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strawberry cheesecake

the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection
yummy bloody strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese
by PitbullBrisco June 16, 2011
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angry cheesecake

When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.
I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!
by Adam Hyndman June 29, 2008
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Cheesecake

Popular southern expression for cocaine used predominately in text messages to avoid suspicion from partners or authorities
Damn it, would LOVE a slice of cheesecake right now

Hey, how much for half a cheesecake?
by Hastings Pip January 24, 2019
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Tennessee Cheesecake

When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someone’s ass.
Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since that’s all she had in the goddamn fridge.
by chinoalfonz November 16, 2018
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