Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

by dominat0r May 30, 2013

Chahinda

Chahinda is the most beautiful women in the world. She's super cute and she's tough at the same time. Super intelligent and sharp . Don't be afraid to talk to her because she won't let you down. She enjoys challenges and taking risks. Once you saw her eyes you'll fall for her. Chahinda loves her cat.

OMG Chahinda, ok folks let's all be like chahinda today.

by Lysb August 19, 2021

Typo Chain

The act of making continuous typo's while trying to correct the first one you made online.

(Internet)
Person 1: Yeah I was backing something today.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Oops I meant backing*
Person 1 (again):Baking*

Person 2: What a typo chain.

by TypoFail July 9, 2011

Shame Caving

The act of plundering one's butthole to the point of ecstacy.

Hey Vanilla, your wife and I indulged in a spot of Shame Caving. It was real nice like.

by Fluffy Bunnyfeet July 16, 2022

green chain

a fake (expensive) chain worn to give the appearance of wealth while actually on a budget

named after the greenish tint that may be left on the skin by jewelry made of/containing more of a less expensive, but more reactive element like nickel, copper, or zinc, which can react with chemicals from the skin to stain it. This is in contrast to jewelry made from less reactive, but more expensive alloys or pure precious metals (gold, silver, platinum, palladium), which don't react to skin oils/sweat as easily.

this dude showed up with a green chain so fake he didnt even want it back after i snatched it

by submarinescreendoor June 30, 2023

bite chain

Californina orgin, to tell someone to fuck off, kiss my ass, I am not listening to you anymore.

That IRS motherfucker told me I owed $5000.00 in back taxes, I told him to bite chain, it aint happening.

by wrenchturner71 December 31, 2004

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016