cell phone-itis

A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.

So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.

by Bob Albanese September 16, 2007

Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

Celliban

An employee that terrorizes you by blowing up your cell phone during all hours of the day, usually with ridiculous questions. He or she is said to be part of this group.

Damn Brett, Barbara has called me 7 times today! She must be part of the Celliban.

by Kurt Lazarus October 17, 2008

Cellar

Slang word for basement

Mostly used up north or in New England.

"I keep all my old records in the cellar"

by DJ-High April 1, 2010

celldipping

The process of being on a conference call on a cell phone and dipping in and out of stores very quickly to find quiet areas to talk so people aren't aware where your actual location is or to get away from the street noise. Commonly used during very early morning conference calls when you don't want to be in the office, but don't want to give the impression that you're not on site. On the street you're on mute, dip into the store, unmute phone, speak, mute and walk back out onto the noisy street.

Also, pretending you're looking at menus or merchandise, while talking on the phone in these stores as to "buy time" for your phone call.

Man, I was celldipping this morning, in and out of stores on 5th Avenue. I even celldipped into this church!

by Roishe Cheng November 17, 2005

cell-phonie

Basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.

Me and Rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw Jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. What a cell-phonie she is.

by stuart williams June 11, 2007

Cellepsy

When cellphone is on vibrate, most people forget it. This is defined by the surprise on their face, odd body movements, stopping in the middle of speech, or jumping. outbursts of noise are also common.

"He got bad cellepsy when his phone went off under his nuts"

by Dillon Mills July 26, 2007