rotton cotton

Used piece of cotton like material used for female periods, sanity towels , tampak , or sock

Dirty bitch left her rotton cotton in my microwave again

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

Cantonese

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.

Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.

by Ezechiel August 16, 2006

cotton pantyfan

true 100% pantyfan. This fan is always with the person they fan after, right down to the end, in a way that is reliable rather than ostentatious. These fans are comfortable with their fanness.

Chewbacca was a cotton pantyfan of Han Solo.

by JoyTKP September 28, 2006

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

Cotton Poker

When you have to go poop so bad that it is touching the cotton of your underwear.

Aubrey has to shit so bad she's got a cotton poker.

by Tiffany Dixon June 11, 2006

Cotton Ginning

When a black man rapes a white man as reparations for slavery.

I don't need 40 acres and a mule, I'll just be happy cotton ginning Donald Trump.

by MastaCotton December 20, 2008

cotton vagina

(n.) an experience of dryness when stoned during intercourse

We smoked before, so I had really bad cotton vagina when he tried to put it in me.

by sapphireseduction February 17, 2012