Lewis Capaldi

Lewis Capaldi is the best person you'll ever meet. He's handsome, funny and has a million instagram stories to keep you laughing all night long. He's not only the best singer on this earth but also a comedian, supermodel and Influencer. Hes rocking even the shittiest pair of glasses and loves to talk about shite and his pubes. He will make your life instantly better when you speak to him, and you'll never get enough of him. Lewis Capaldi is the love of your life. The scottish man of your dreams. Lewis Capadi is perfection.

Me: Have you seen Lewis Capaldi's new Instagram story? I love him!
Friend: Of course I saw that, he's hilarious!

by BigFatSexyJungleCat April 10, 2019

High capacity magazine

A weapon magazine designed to hold a large number of cartridges (bullets). There is no official standardization on what constitutes “high capacity”, but more liberal states such as California and Maryland seem to argue it’s anything over 10 rounds.

The AR-15s 30 round mag is not a high capacity magazine, but actually it’s standard magazine capacity.

by Plutonium-239 October 13, 2020

The campaign trail

Fun and based election game

The campaign trail is fun

by Rudy Giuliani 969797 August 9, 2021

The campaign trail discord server

Discord server filled with crazy characters. Some are based some aren't.

I am from the the campaign trail discord server.

by Rudy Giuliani 969797 August 9, 2021

Lil capalot

As know as Polo G

“Lil capalot bit*ch ha”

by Rapfan21 November 28, 2021

cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

by pearlquark February 12, 2022

maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

by heyzeus April 19, 2007