calvin johnson

god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.

<kicks friend in nuts>

"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"

"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"

by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008

Sleep calling

When you fall asleep in a call with someone and they don't mind it so they go sleep in a call with you. Often done by people who are close to each others or are e-dating

Person 1: Oh damn, yesterday I fell asleep in a call with Sarah
Person 2: Just fell asleep or did u do sleep calling?
Person 3: Sleep call man, sleep call..

by Sworlix May 17, 2018

calvin and hobbes

the best comic books ever!

Calvin Rocks!

by Dinoras July 20, 2003

Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

by Mook November 12, 2004

Cat calling

When men comment on mainly women's body on the street or worse touch their body. Like a man shouts out (Nice ass) on the street to a girl walking down the street. Cat calling should be stopped.

Don't cat call it is disrespectful and ignorant. Cat Calling must be stopped.

by Fkrd June 19, 2017

Are you calling my mum a liar?

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006

calling in gay

Calling in sick to work for a gay reason.

>> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 minutes?
<< I'm thinking of calling in gay so I can catch a matinee of "Benjamin Button".

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009