Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

calm your balls

the act of calming down. it is usually said to a person who got angry very quickly over a small in important thing. it is most commonly used in places like san diego, ca or other fucking badass cities like san diego. similar to chill, relax, calm down. it is a way cooler way of saying chill your nuts kid.

-wft dude u just hit my car!
-calm your balls, i barely scratched it.

by hurkhurk February 7, 2010

Keep Calm and Chive On

Keep Calm and Chive On originated from the English slogan "Keep Calm and Carry On" used to boost morale before the start of WWII. In modern times, it has been used to promote companies, firearms freedoms and various internet memes.

keep calm and chive on
keep calm and carry on
chive on
carry on

by WhereTheWildThingsGrow November 25, 2013

Calm a llama down

asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.

Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!

by ms.thugnificent May 14, 2010

calm down kevin

When you are going way too hard for your own damn good and must calm down.

Let's go rob a bank!

Calm down Kevin.

by Calm down Kevin June 5, 2014

like calm down

When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence

Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.

by gingergoddess May 31, 2015

calm your chizz

Relax / chill out / calm down

My boys often say mom calm your chizz. When I am getting on there nerves.

by Fat cobra April 19, 2016