Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.

Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap

by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019

Comfort art

Art made to confort the artist, someone else, or both. It could be described as positive vent art

"Oh, this drawing is just some comfort art."

by AstroIsOffline August 29, 2021

Southern Comfort Smoothie

A shot of Southern Comfort & a sperm chaser.

Southern Comfort Smoothie: you're drunk & he's happy.

by jrsjoint March 17, 2010

sleaze comfort

Ostensibly offering sympathy to a grieving person as an underhanded way of becoming intimate.

Coined in the film MAKE-OUT WITH VIOLENCE

Carol (repulsed): You sleaze comforted him?

by Modern Love September 5, 2011

Get comfortable

The thing you do while waiting for GLaDOS to warm up the neurotoxin emmiters.

A morality core was implanted in GLaDOS’s mainframe when she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make her stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, when you remove the morality core, you should
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.

by Reichschancellor William May 1, 2021

comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson

woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one

by berrylads August 18, 2011

Comfartable

The feeling in a relationship where you are comfortable enough to fart in front of your significant other; content with smelling a significant other's gaseous exhaust.

Honey, I've finally become totally comfartable with you.

by Rach to the el August 21, 2008