conclusive

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.

Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"

by Dave February 11, 2004

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conclusional

making conclusions in the state of confusion and delusion

My conclusional friend makes decisions based on illusions of false hope.

by bid123456 November 29, 2011

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concussionize

the act of giving a concussion.

If Tori wasn't concussionized by the Manchester team, we would have been undefeated the whole season.

by Sarahh! :D October 19, 2008

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Confusionator

A fog of confusion surrounding a situation or problem. Normally created by providing or attempting to execute an overly complex solution to an otherwise simple problem.

Characterised by a fog of confusion surrounding the event or problem. Normally with a large number of people involved who have not a fucking clue as to what is going on... Even better in long email threads where no one takes responsibility for solving the problem or lifting the fog of confusion.

Fuck Me, Terry unleashed another fucking confusionator with that latest architecture diagram.

by TheGrandPooBar June 19, 2013

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Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.

Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.

by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016

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