Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

cloggingbog

a cloggingbog in someone who shits every 10 minutes that the toilet (bog) gets clogged, hence the name cloggingbog.
they will use this as an excuse to skip school or work.

Alex: hey James, why aren't you at school.
James: I had diarrhoea.
Alex: oh so you're James cloggingbog.

by boggerclogger December 27, 2020

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.

That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Clogger

When you take a shit large enough that you know it will clog the toilet. it also feels like satan himself if releasing himself from your ass when you finally do squeeze it out.

*while wiping ass:* Yup, thats gonna be a clogger

by kitloin March 18, 2019

Clogger Shit

When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.

Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.

by tttmack March 31, 2009

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Cloggle

A style of walking only achievable by men aged 45 and over with flabby bottom's that resemble a semi-circle.

Sebert: "Hey Widgington, check out the cloggle on that there pilgram!!"
Widginton: "Whoa! That's a mind-boggle of a cloggle"

by Dr Intricus Mabbles August 17, 2006