Wank Camel

When you go a long time without having a flog just like a camel would go without water.

Person 1: "I haven't masturbated in ages."

Person 2: "Whoa dude, you're such a Wank Camel."

by TeddyBazz October 17, 2015

camel hair

Those wisps of hair that poke out of a womens panties or bathing suit bottom.

Sheila: Did you see Rita's camel hair.

Rebecca: I sure did. She really could use a trim down there.

by patsguy March 15, 2011

Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.

"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

screaming camel

When you separate the lips of a vagina and scream into it to release your pent-up childhood aggressions.

I stopped paying for therapy and gave my girlfriend a screaming camel.

by The Holy Empire of Butt-Lovin January 06, 2016

a man is not a camel

A subtle way of saying "get me a drink, I'm thirsty".

Commonly used by a person to prompt a companion to get them an alcoholic drink.

A man is not a camel, it's your shout.

by disco69 December 15, 2011

camel tail

When a guys pants are so tight that you can see the outline of his dick. The male equivalent of camel toe.

"Dude, that emo guys pants are so tight, I don't think I have ever seen camel tail that bad!"

"Chicks can kinda see, like the boarders and outline of my dick a little. The camel tail"

by Lusty McLester December 28, 2007

Demented Camel

When you are standing behind a naked chick and she bends over so you can see her titties hangin down between her legs. You also get a gnarly view of her vaginal canal and her asshole.

I was leaving the bathroom and Caroline gave me the demented camel. IT WAS SO HOT

by CK69 July 28, 2010