Bitching and Winning

A point beyond perfection, unattainable to most humans. A level of awesome so great others may mistake it for drug use.

I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn. --Charlie Sheen

This sandwich is so bitching and winning.

by conrad1952 March 16, 2011

Butchin'

To act bitchin' when one is a lesbian that wears the pants.

She's so butchin'. You know she wears the pants in that family.

by Bob 35 December 16, 2011

word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

by Astacus May 4, 2015

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

bitching out

After taking a hoot of weed the person coughs out the smoke on accidentally.

Rookie Stoner: "takes large hoot"
Stoner: "oh dude he's bitching out!"
Rookie Stoner: *coughs out smoke

by Jakkrabbit Eddie September 1, 2006

bitching

Intensely complaining about bum ass niggas and bitches to a trusted friend, or really, anyone

I was gonna be bitching all night to my best friend about our breakup

by IAmRTheBaddestOOOOHSHUTYOMOUTH January 3, 2015

Bitching Red Wing

Licking the period blood off of your dog's vagina, preferably in a public setting with lots of people around

Greg's dog Sophie wouldn't stop being a bitch, so he was forced to perform a bitching red wing

by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010