bump

Bump is slang for bogus. Most commonly used by the top elite. Very popular. Usually used in combination with "totally"

Oh man the prices for those tickets are totally bump!

Wow Brett is not only sketchy but totally bump.

by sweetdreams089 December 28, 2004

bump

a term common in north jersey referring to anything and everything. Very similar to philly's yawn.

you hungry? yea, lets go get a Wendy's bump

by jerseystrong4life September 18, 2012

bump

To smoke a moderate but sufficient amount of crack cocaine to keep the High from subsiding several moment after smoking a huge bell-ringer .

Save me bump off that monster rock I just put in the stem for you .

by Alien puppet July 12, 2016

bump

the act of snorting ketamine.

Yo who wantz to take the next bump of this shit??

by oh fo sheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy August 7, 2003

BUMP

send an alert to someone's walkie-talkie phone (Nextel, etc.) that you want to talk.

bump me on the Nextel after you get to work and we'll talk about...

by digby September 11, 2004

bump

if you have no growler or willy you just have a bump. a bump is usually associated with fluff

John: Do you know mannequin Mike has noting between his legs??
Tony: Yeah he just has a bump

by hibbert23 January 15, 2008

bump

adj to swindle, con

you saying you spent 2 grand on that piece of trash? you just got bumped

by real-i-o August 8, 2003