Text bumper

Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.

1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
3. Oh.

by larrydonovan May 8, 2009

labia bumpers

When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.

"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."

by Uromazing March 4, 2014

dirty bumper

When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.

Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!

by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014

bumper waltz

when the amount of people slow dancing is larger than the space provided and couples run into each other repeatedly.

"Someone stepped on the back of my feet 5 times in that bumper waltz."

by runblue July 26, 2009

Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

by Potimarron October 5, 2013

Double Blumperdecker

When one person shits in the water tank, preferably onto the ballcock, while receiving oral sex from a partner who is sitting on the toilet, AC Slater style, also taking a shit.

So I went to leave an Upper Decker in Bill's toilet, but Mary came in and offered to give me a Double Blumperdecker since she had to shit, too.

by Tarzanello April 1, 2015

Bumper

A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.

Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.

by jimmy April 30, 2003