Definitions by larrydonovan

Text bumper 

Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.

1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
3. Oh.

Text bumper by larrydonovan May 8, 2009

Ten minutes to two legs

Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.

1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
3. Oh.

Ten minutes to two legs by larrydonovan May 8, 2009

Scotch 

The correct word to use when describing a native of Scotland, whatever those natives themselves say.

"There are few more impressive sights than a Scotchman on the make" J M Barrie, who was, of course, Scotch

Scotch by larrydonovan May 8, 2009