Brole Shift

Abbreviation of "Broletariate Shift" or the means by which items / fashions / alcoholic beverages cease to be considered part of the main stream and are seen as caricatures of the frat-boy / Brosciety.

Leather sandals, polo shirts, and aviators have all suffered from a high degree of Brole shift, no longer wearable in tandem without instantly labeling the wearer as a Bro.

by Soniti1324 December 6, 2010

brolemic

an eating disorder that only afflicts young adult males

Girl #1: Look at that guy, his jeans are smaller than mine!
Girl #2: Yeah, he must be brolemic

by Dipika January 20, 2009

Brolex

The combination of two beautiful and athletic people. Both are tens and have the name Brooke and Alex.

Kalley: OMG! Did you see Brolex today?
Ashley: Yes Brooke rocking her tennis outfit, and Alex rockin' his lax pinny!
Kalley: Such a hot couple.

by BroAshKal December 23, 2011

bralet

A bra worn by a women that stuffs money or other items that are usualy kept in a walet.

Thanx for sucking me off, heres 5 bucks, you better put it in your bralet.

by zeke paine the founder of the bralet July 11, 2006

brolecule

kin to the drug: molecule (MDMA). also affectionately known as "brolly". showgoers and festival patrons usually dose with brolecule to prevent crotch-rot and chafage. however, brolecule is extremely addictive. common results of dosing brolecule are a higher tolerance (a more dangerous effective dose) and an increase in frequency of use. it is uncertain whether brolly perpetuates the "bro" ethic at shows; or whether brolly is just the newest kitsch fad for the bro crowd. aka: bro-xtasy, gold bond, corn starch.
this writer implores the audience, when you go to shows, please use brolecule responsibly.

"there goes fuckin gogurt. jesus, he is so geeked out on brolecule." -bro1
"bro! gogurt sold me a quop of brolly at all-good festival last year. i was a train wreck all weekend." -bro2
"he has ultimate grade this year! im so rolled on brolly i can hardly talk right now! it feels like my balls are manufacturing vapo-rub, smoking crack, and full of glowstick chemicals." -bro3
"you guys take it in the anal wind-sock. everyone knows doing brolly will fry your taint forever." -wookie passerby

by go-gurt August 15, 2007

Brolex

A gaudy, diamond-covered watch.

Yo, the Emperor's got a new Brolex. Yo, check that bling, yo! Pavé ama-ze!! Yo.

by TheEmperorHasNoClothes August 25, 2010

Bromethius

A bro who is obsessed with summer bonfires, smores, and the like. Similar to a pyro
Derived from the god promethius, who supposedly introduced fire to human beings on earth

John: Hey is Nick having another bonfire at his place tonight?
Frank: Yeah, thats like the 5th one this month.
John: What a bromethius

by ltdjkl August 16, 2011