brolecule

kin to the drug: molecule (MDMA). also affectionately known as "brolly". showgoers and festival patrons usually dose with brolecule to prevent crotch-rot and chafage. however, brolecule is extremely addictive. common results of dosing brolecule are a higher tolerance (a more dangerous effective dose) and an increase in frequency of use. it is uncertain whether brolly perpetuates the "bro" ethic at shows; or whether brolly is just the newest kitsch fad for the bro crowd. aka: bro-xtasy, gold bond, corn starch.
this writer implores the audience, when you go to shows, please use brolecule responsibly.

"there goes fuckin gogurt. jesus, he is so geeked out on brolecule." -bro1
"bro! gogurt sold me a quop of brolly at all-good festival last year. i was a train wreck all weekend." -bro2
"he has ultimate grade this year! im so rolled on brolly i can hardly talk right now! it feels like my balls are manufacturing vapo-rub, smoking crack, and full of glowstick chemicals." -bro3
"you guys take it in the anal wind-sock. everyone knows doing brolly will fry your taint forever." -wookie passerby

brolecule by go-gurt August 15, 2007

Brocules 

A bro with the strength of a titan, who wanders the Earth righting wrongs and making sweet, gentle love to women (or men, however his taste runs).

Did you hear about Gabe? Homeboy's nine feet tall, stopped a mugging, and makes sweet love to his girl. Total Brocules.

Brocules by Sam Vimes, Esq. September 28, 2011

brobecue 

a really chill eating sesh with the bros. Usually is compounded with the pounding of natties.

includes but is not limited to an actual barbecue with the bros.

dude we had the chillest brobecue last night

brobecue by serano January 18, 2011

Ballecules 

Balls + Molecules. Extremely small testes.

Dude, when are you going to outgrow those ballecules and tell your dad to mind his own business?

Ballecules by john mccollum December 30, 2007

brobecue 

noun.
A barbecue, planned, put on, or attended, by bros. This may be a special occasion, or simply dinner. This is a main social gathering for bros, since there is NOTHING else to do in areas where they typically reside.
Note: "Being Extreme!" is not something to do.

"We wanted to reserve the clubhouse for a graduation party, but it was already reserved for the nightly brobecue"

brobecue by bycrom February 8, 2009

Broccules

A strain of cannabis, of the indica variety, known to knock out even the most well traveled enthusiast.

Dispensaries across the nation are excited to announce that their patients can now enjoy Broccules. Think of this strain as an herbal tranquilizer.

Broccules by Sh1tfac3d May 21, 2018