A painful and loud bowel movement, containing loose poop with many gas bubbles causing a "Brapt!" sound as it exits. Often the cracks, snaps and splatters of the brapt are accompanied by heavy breathing and moans of pain. The pain can be caused by cramps or the sting of the brapt it's self.
If you catch someone brapt'ing at work, acknowledge by exclaiming "Brapt Brapt!" or "Brrrrrapt!" as they pass by.
If you catch someone brapt'ing at work, acknowledge by exclaiming "Brapt Brapt!" or "Brrrrrapt!" as they pass by.
"Bob is in stall 2 brapt'ing, he sounds like he is really struggling, you should go listen. He's a champ. Be careful, it smells something fierce."
by Kavka December 14, 2008
Get the Brapt mug.the most underrated mixed drink of all time. mix some brandy with some apple juice. the shorter form, BRAP, is also acceptable.
last night I was drinkin hella braps til six in the morning. when I woke up today I found a live mini horse in the back seat of my pontiac aztek. and it was drinking the rest of my brap!
what's the haps on the braps?
Brapple: Pounded with Goodness
"brapple...drank" - Kendrick Lamar
what's the haps on the braps?
Brapple: Pounded with Goodness
"brapple...drank" - Kendrick Lamar
by captainkrunk July 13, 2013
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by everybodyloveschris July 17, 2018
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A person or persons who have a fetish for a braphog or braphogs
Braphog refers to a fat and typically imagined as being flatulent woman.
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A person or persons who have a fetish for a braphog or braphogs
Braphog refers to a fat and typically imagined as being flatulent woman.
"He is a brapist, as he likes to masturbate to braphogs"
by Grimblewalt June 16, 2018
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by chHAad January 1, 2021
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P1> *posts pic of a fine ass*
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”
by Inqu’aanate September 3, 2018
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