by altered January 02, 2006
Hmmmmm... how to define boyfriend?
1) a guy used to keep the gross guys away
2)a guy you date because he is a total ass and you use dating him to fuck him over to get him back
3)a guy one chooses to be with because he is funny, sweet, and cares for them
4)a postion a guy holds that states that one person should be kissing them and only them, also other things that do not need to be explained
5) some guy who you date to specificly by you gifts and pay for your stuff
1) a guy used to keep the gross guys away
2)a guy you date because he is a total ass and you use dating him to fuck him over to get him back
3)a guy one chooses to be with because he is funny, sweet, and cares for them
4)a postion a guy holds that states that one person should be kissing them and only them, also other things that do not need to be explained
5) some guy who you date to specificly by you gifts and pay for your stuff
by justne wade April 11, 2005
Something a girl wants to love her and only want her but they still want to have sex with alot of other women at the same time which means they are not in love they just want sex from her. Unfortunately for some girls their boyfriend also likes to watch clips of milfs and think about them when they jack off instead of their girlfriends.
by Nicola July 03, 2004
by Sklooby May 10, 2008
Usually referred to as a NAB.
Pronounced: knob, as in doorknob
Def: the title you give the male you are in a relationship with after the dating stage, but prior to giving him the actual name of “boyfriend.” Usually this person will attend events, go to family functions and act in a boyfriendly manner but does not have the title.
Pronounced: knob, as in doorknob
Def: the title you give the male you are in a relationship with after the dating stage, but prior to giving him the actual name of “boyfriend.” Usually this person will attend events, go to family functions and act in a boyfriendly manner but does not have the title.
Krista: So whats up with the new guy?
Jill: Oh, he is just a NAB (Not A Boyfriend).
Krista: what, not good enough?
Jill: He is just a little nerdy, I enjoy letting him buy me stuff but I don’t know if he will make it to the boyfriend stage.
Jill: Oh, he is just a NAB (Not A Boyfriend).
Krista: what, not good enough?
Jill: He is just a little nerdy, I enjoy letting him buy me stuff but I don’t know if he will make it to the boyfriend stage.
by Bessie Lou November 05, 2009
A man? who thinks only because your currently together and in a relationship, you must be their private property. Someone who takes over your life and JUSTIFIES TORTURE IN THE NAME OF LOVE. Some you cook for, do laundry for, Screw, kiss ass for, get into bitchy fights with your best friends and parents for, give up the world for, give your soul up for, get battered and blue eyed for (sometimes), eventually to be called a paid SLUT.A guy who bunks work to check up on you at random times (for months). A guy who gives you the account statement for all the money he ever spent on you once you guys are on the verge of breaking up, especially when he was the one who vehemently insisted "you deserve every penny I could ever spend on you DARLING and I will never in my life regret this".
Someone who spends loads of cash on you.....only because you're currently living up to his definition of a slave, and the day you stop doing the bidding of....will call you a high-maintenance-whore he screwed for your bedroom skills ONLY.
Someone who spends loads of cash on you.....only because you're currently living up to his definition of a slave, and the day you stop doing the bidding of....will call you a high-maintenance-whore he screwed for your bedroom skills ONLY.
Boyfriend-
When Sarah tells Ankur She's having drinks with friends on a sunday----
Ankur--"So, on a Sunday when I want to spend time with you( when Ankur works from home), you want to go see your friends? (people you haven't met in months) and on the one weekend that we have, you want me to cook( can't cook to save his life) for myself while you're out having fun and getting sloshed with your bitches(because he's figured out all your friends hate him and he personally can't handle more than 2 drinks AND he's socially retarded).
When Sarah tells Ankur She's having drinks with friends on a sunday----
Ankur--"So, on a Sunday when I want to spend time with you( when Ankur works from home), you want to go see your friends? (people you haven't met in months) and on the one weekend that we have, you want me to cook( can't cook to save his life) for myself while you're out having fun and getting sloshed with your bitches(because he's figured out all your friends hate him and he personally can't handle more than 2 drinks AND he's socially retarded).
by Girl,Interrupted September 30, 2009
A male that a woman will allow to get on her last damned nerve with hopes of becoming his wife so that she can truly fulfill the vow "Til Death Do Us Part".
by BabyS June 15, 2007