Firstly, i would like to correct a few misconceptions that have been made about the teeny bopper group. Teeny boppers, are NOT typically blonde, they do NOT hail from a particular age group, they are NOT sluts (to be a slut, you have to have slept with multiple partners in a short space of time). Now to my attacks on the people who have previously defined teeny bopper. Saying other people are mainstream DOESNT make you alternative. Bagging out other bands for being MAINSTREAM doesnt make you alternative. Naming bands that seem alternative, DOESNT make you so. Not having any other insult to call someone, doesnt NOT make them a teeny bopper by default. Now, i will leave my corrections, for there are too many.
Teeny boppers are people who are obsessed with being "cool". They are loud, and obnoxious, and often laugh at things that are not funny. Sometimes, i have found, they put on American accents when recounting things (not too sure what thats about).
Below are some examples, undoubtedly there are more, however, there are too may to list, and i have too little time.
P.S Saying you want to kill teeny boppers, doesnt mean you arent one. It means youre psycho.
Teeny boppers are people who are obsessed with being "cool". They are loud, and obnoxious, and often laugh at things that are not funny. Sometimes, i have found, they put on American accents when recounting things (not too sure what thats about).
Below are some examples, undoubtedly there are more, however, there are too may to list, and i have too little time.
P.S Saying you want to kill teeny boppers, doesnt mean you arent one. It means youre psycho.
1. Teeny boppers dress entirely in supre.
2. They scan magazines for the "what's hot" column.
3. They don't care if it looks like shit on them, as long as it's in this months GIRLFRIEND.
4. DeY tYpE n SmS lyYkZ dIzZ.
5. They "play" soccer at lunch, for the sole purpose of skanking around the opposite sex.
6. They often have "i love (insert name of most recent encounter)" in their msn nicknames.
2. They scan magazines for the "what's hot" column.
3. They don't care if it looks like shit on them, as long as it's in this months GIRLFRIEND.
4. DeY tYpE n SmS lyYkZ dIzZ.
5. They "play" soccer at lunch, for the sole purpose of skanking around the opposite sex.
6. They often have "i love (insert name of most recent encounter)" in their msn nicknames.
by Dr. Proficient October 3, 2006
Get the teeny bopper mug.-the little scene kiddies that are young and run around thinking they are so cool because they wear tight pants, band tees and have septum, labret, or monroe piercings.
Jenna: Yo, did you see those little sceney boppers at the show last night?
Steph: Chyea, I just wanted to bitch slap them all and pull out their piercings.
Jenna: Yeah, they are so not cool, unlike us.
Steph: Truuuuue.
Steph: Chyea, I just wanted to bitch slap them all and pull out their piercings.
Jenna: Yeah, they are so not cool, unlike us.
Steph: Truuuuue.
by stenna x3 June 17, 2007
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An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...
-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"
Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.
-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"
Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.
by Alec December 10, 2004
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sensible person:Why?
girl:b3c@uS3........umm.............*head explodes*
sensible person: tsk tsk tsk, that bieber bopper shoulda been blasting that RATM.
Bieber Aids killed her smh
*Blast Killing in the Name of*
sensible person:Why?
girl:b3c@uS3........umm.............*head explodes*
sensible person: tsk tsk tsk, that bieber bopper shoulda been blasting that RATM.
Bieber Aids killed her smh
*Blast Killing in the Name of*
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look that kid followin that guy from that band around....shes such a teeny bopper....lets go shoot her..
by miss chloe August 13, 2003
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teeny boppers are gay.
by e|2iC May 23, 2003
Get the teeny bopper mug.The most annoying bitch's in the world. People who Absolutley LOVE MTV. They perfer Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, 50 Cent, Simple Plan and Good Charlotte over Amazing Influencial bands like Queen, Led Zeppelin, Alice Cooper and the Beatles. They can either be ghetto sluts or Ugly Fake Goth's who Listen to MCR and has never heard a real band in their life. They Love shopping for rediculous clothing like "Princess" or "Myspace Celebrity" written on the T-shirt. They wish they were the girls on America's next top model, and absolutley Love Gay men. espechally male fashion designers. Teeny Boppers are unintelligent, they usually type words like "DIS, WUT? R U RILLI?" and "N Den lyke ma mum walkz in n says tuRn down ur H2w+h()rn3 h3!ghtz cd!!!11111!11! it hurT ! cr!d!!11!"
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