boonis

The buttocks, though sometimes not literally.

Well tickle my boonis!

by Ham T. Sandwich April 7, 2009

boondike

A guy who is too immature to make a move on a girl, even when he knows she's into him.

Caitlin has had such bad luck with boondikes.

by Tron Magfiend November 6, 2009

Bounds

Refers to a new love interest, normally male, who becomes increasingly attractive the more information you find out about them

Emily: ' I've just found out Matty snowboards!'
Mima: 'OMG! He's a nice guy and he bounds!

by jemmyduck January 9, 2017

BOONDOCKS

The country;
A place it is long and hard to get to!

They stay way in the boondocks!
Damn this is way in the boondocks!

by audreababe August 10, 2006

boondock

reckneck getto;
middle of nowhere;
hell aka nebraska;
hick-vill

y'all liven in a boondock down here. ders nothin here.

by bailey boots. May 30, 2008

Boondangle

one of many sexual acts performed with or without a partner, or multiple partners

Me: I totally boondangled your mom last night.

You: what does that mean???

Me: I dangled her boon...

by Boondangletangle November 25, 2009

Barry Bonds

One of the two symbols of everything wrong with the game today, and why it will never be good again. He symbolizes cheating (steroids, body armor), selfishness, player arrogance/entitlement, disrespect for the game and fans, and has been all but utterly forgotten by fans since his ostracism only a couple years ago, unlike Ruth, who's still forever endeared into the hearts of our entire nation by children who can't even walk yet. Unofficially, he is never ever regarded as the top home run leader of all time, and has a home run ball in the hall of fame with an asterisk on it.

The other symbol being Alex Rodriguez, symbol of player greed and free agency gone mad, but is trying to complete the circle jerk by being like Barry Bonds and wants the title of all-time asshole all for himself, he is well on his way.

Albert Pujols is our only hope.

Baseball Fan 1: I was reading the all time homerun list in Baseball Reference the other day, and saw this guy named Barry Bonds was at the top.

Baseball Fan 2: Barry who? Must be a typo, everyone knows it's Hank Aaron.

by stevensw July 8, 2010