Blessing in Disguise

An idiom where something bad actually had a good side.

Not eating the chicken was a blessing in disguise due to the fact it was poisoned.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022

House Blessing

When you walk through a home (not necessarily yours) and ejaculate on random objects.

"Dude, I got drunk and gave Jodi a house blessing while she was at pilates!"

by Anonymous983938938572389 June 18, 2013

Aphrodite's Blessing

When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.

Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.

by DefinitelyNotRedDiamond17 October 14, 2021

BLESSIN'

Rapper from Atlanta, GA

BLESSIN' BOI I Got 'Em Westside Shawty CHO ZEN B-BOY MUZIK GROUP TRIBBLECLEF NEW SINGLE
ATL MR.2010

by georgiagurl360 May 12, 2010

blessing

a fat and ugly annonying person who always slaps the back of people's head she looks lke a butt.

wow what could be worse than blessing' why is she even called blessing when she is not even one

by greystone roar September 28, 2017

Blesson

Blesson is a silly little Indian boy with great hands. His legs were made of concrete, but his feet were lead weights, and flat as could be. He giggles a lot and talks like Borat. Nothing could make him move fast unless he was flying in an airplane. The weight of his legs and feet would always tip the nose of the plane at a downward angle.

Blesson, if you partner with Carlos, you better move up to the kitchen faster, or he will cut your fingers.

by anonymous May 17, 2022

man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.

Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.

by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008