Blaught

Is the sound when someone pretends to throw up.

Someone sneezes and the mess it created made me, “blaught” almost throwing up.

by Graves July 13, 2024

Boughtonomy

The freedom to solve anything fast by buying resources and services. i.e. Throw money at the problem.

Asking how much for example $1M would result in increased output from a team is a blatant display of boughtonomy, thinking that more heads on the fire is a solution to the problem, while it's usually the opposite.

by Mighty G January 26, 2024

Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.

'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'

by Batatz March 8, 2024

Bought

A personality or celebrity who endorses corporate agendas

Celebrity: Vote for this person eventjough theyre terrible for you.
Me: The actor is a bought

by The Interesting November 7, 2024

Bought

When a celebrity becomes a bot like sell out, shill. Mindlessly promoting for cash. No real personality or passion left.

Did you see that ad with him shilling for that loser candidate ?He's a real bought!

by The Interesting November 8, 2024

Bought

A bought is someone who is bribed by an organization to endorse them, yet their endorsement behavior is similar to what an online bot would say. Often times it is obvious that they are just in it for the money and don't actually believe in the message they are paid to push on people.

Ex: "I'm from (insert country here) and I fully support the Israeli war effort in Gaza."

Obvious bought

Ex 2: comments online that are outrageous and support the atrocities committed by ICE against unarmed civilians

Obvious bought

by Suckmytoes_77 January 25, 2026

i bought this bish

when you buy somthing and its yours

fuck you! i bought this bish

by hippieCrack July 14, 2016