barn door

implying that someone is as ugly as a farmyard animal

someone forgot to close the barn door!!
(said in a bitchy camp voice)

by missy mary May 3, 2003

barn burner

when one team beats the nothing out of another team so bad that its really friggin embarassing and everyone laughs at them.

Man you shoulda seen the game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Cowboys got romped nasty! It was a barn burner like no other!

by poopy November 20, 2003

Barn Door

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.

He gave her barn door.

by Babe Material xD May 10, 2018

barn warming

When a bunch of hillbillies get together and fill a barm full of farm animals and the boys fuck them while the girls ar fluffers to make sure the guys stay hard

Me and my sister Beth are going to a barn warming to slowdown the amount of incest we already have in the country!

by Hilarious1 November 6, 2013

barn baby

someone who dosen't close the door behind them.

hey mcdowell shut the door you barn baby.

by fullen September 9, 2005

barn basher

When a car has an exhaust, say at the track, and when they hold high revs it sounds like 'bang, bang, bang." Slow, loud chugs og the exhaust before blowing off the line.

dat vdub had a crazy barn basher exaust

by pokaroo December 20, 2006

barn snargle

The act of having intercourse in a barn or similar farm out building.

Have you seen Gilford or Naomi recently?

I think they're getting barn snargled.

by markalodian February 14, 2015