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Badger Cake

Dish created by one BadgerTom for the purposes of Extreme Munch Satisfaction or E.M.S as it is affectionately known!
A Badger cake is a 3 tiered melted cheese sandwich with lots of cheese and not much bread!

Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!

Serves one.
by BadgerTom February 23, 2010
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Badgebeth

An animal, half badger, half human born in the woods in Reading (near Whitley).

It has human hair but animal claws and fur. It also has a fringe. It walks on all four legs.
Badgebeth is like a badger but with human features
by Badgebeth's mother March 8, 2010
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Badger boner

You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 11, 2016
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Sex badger

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.
by Maiakins July 8, 2019
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Yeety Badger

A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example
"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"

Carrying something heavy..

"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"

Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...

Watch me Yeet this Badger“
by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020
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Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.
I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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daddy badge

Vomit or snot from a baby found around the upper chest or shoulders of their father which shows the world that they are a parent.
Nice shirt Pete, was the daddy badge an optional extra?
by Theako September 17, 2007
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