asshat

The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.

See also Forseer, Imalilteepot

Shouldn't a Hunter or Rogue be able to pull one at a time? He is such an asshat!

by Bueller aka asshat March 22, 2007

asstard

Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.

"You stupid asstard!"

by K-Statik October 30, 2003

asshat

One who frequently engages in douchebaggery

*Man riding unicycle in middle of traffic*
Get outta the road you asshat!!

by GVILLEJESS April 29, 2008

Asscat

Any person that does something incredibly stupid. ie: dumping bong water all over your friends bed.

See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone

"Oh! I'm always the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
"Meow, I'm always the asscat..."
"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"

by Joe Beano & Sticky December 11, 2003

asstitties

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.

Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

asstacular

Used to describe something that is so completely terrible, it is fantastic (or spectacular) in and of itself.

Music videos from the early nineties are asstacular!

by Leslie March 28, 2005

asstafarian

When someone's butt hair is so long and can be made into dreds, dey have then become an asstafarian.

"Holy sheet, did you see his butt dreds hanging out of that thong, that's one asstafarian!"

by Benderzzow October 30, 2008