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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

For a man to have vaginal sex with a woman who is not his wife. Can be used as a reference to a married man having an illicit sexual affair, and deceiving everyone about it by telling them he's doing something else.

"The Appalachian Trail" refers to the woman's vagina.

Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, flew to South America to see his mistress and told everyone, including his staff, that he 'would be gone for a few days hiking the Appalachian Trail.'
"Does Bob's wife know he's taking that hot secretary with him on his business trip? Looks to me like he's planning on hiking the Appalachian Trail."
by impulsiveone July 16, 2009
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appalachian blue swirl

sandi brown hair which has been frosted and dyed blue -- common in the hills of eastern Kentucky -- common among those who sleep with both their kin and livestock
Did you see that appalachian blue swirl? She orange pitted with her pig. I think it was a prom date.
by floTown Dude May 16, 2009
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appaling

verb: an even more shocking version of the word "appalling" meaning "Max and Podgorski are shit". This is an interesting concept, whilst also containing a highly objective and factual perception; one which cannot be denied.
His obnoxious use of the English language is quite appaling
by the chosen one2 September 25, 2010
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appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.
Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
by Hot Carl April 22, 2005
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Appalachian American

A redneck, hillbilly, or southerner with more than one gun and a 6-pack of beer.
Redneck: WHART duh yoo jush call may?
Northerner: A hillbilly.
Redneck: Naw hold on a serkind, wee lak ta be called, "Appalachian Americans".
by Longo_2_Guns July 11, 2009
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apauling

Came from the legendary site urlwww.apauling.co.uk/url. A slang term, used in the North West of England, meaning "To be amazing at everything". Made up by Some Dumb Broad.
Woman: OH MY GOD you just ran over my kids!
Apauling: Haha, that was so apauling. Fancy getting raped?
Woman: Wha-
Apauling: Good.
by www.apauling.co.uk February 19, 2005
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hiking the appalachian trail

To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.
Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!
by Beach Rhino June 24, 2009
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