uncool Dude: what we doing tonight jim?
Jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)
uncool dude: your ancestor
jim: what the hell was that?
Jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)
uncool dude: your ancestor
jim: what the hell was that?
by andy vale July 23, 2006
Get the your ancestor mug.Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.
*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.
*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
by andrew hoogelfloogel October 22, 2014
Get the Douche accessories mug."Your ancestors incesters" is the most vile heinous term you could ever Grace someone's ears with. The term upon hearing will disintegrate your universe and turn your asshole inside out
Johnny: your mom gay.
Elijah: your sister a mister.
Kobe: your ancestors incesters!
Johnny and Elijah both shed all of their skin and melt.
Elijah: your sister a mister.
Kobe: your ancestors incesters!
Johnny and Elijah both shed all of their skin and melt.
by YvngTrapper May 16, 2018
Get the Your ancestors incesters mug.John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.
by ScruffyNuffy May 19, 2018
Get the Your ancestry incestry mug.A quality of a person who trusts everyone and is easy to meet and build a relationship with. Sometimes the person is accessible because of their stupidity.
by Mr Fuji August 19, 2008
Get the Accessible mug.Articles of clothing that are generally easy enough to get on (preferably off) that another person can slip into them at the same time.
Guy 1 "Yo I was at Samantha's house last night."
Guy 2 "You was she wearing them Easy Access pants.:
Guy 1" Nigga you know it."
Guy 2 "You was she wearing them Easy Access pants.:
Guy 1" Nigga you know it."
by Spankbank646 January 4, 2018
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