Accessible

A quality of a person who trusts everyone and is easy to meet and build a relationship with. Sometimes the person is accessible because of their stupidity.

"There is something about her that is just so accessible"

by Mr Fuji July 24, 2008

access

to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.

1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.

by Oreo, Cracka and Bean October 15, 2003

access

an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it

look above

by El Wombat Grande (killerwombat666) October 20, 2003

access

devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.

Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.

by sistwosix December 14, 2003

accessibility

The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.

*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale

"Ugh, her face and body are a 4 but I bet her accessibility is an 8, easy!"

by Bakkaratorz September 02, 2006

access

getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing

you have vip acess ;)

by Joey October 18, 2003

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003