Alton

A person with Diarreea of the mouth who makes everyone miserable just for the sheer sadistic pleasure of it.

Alton stole all of his mother's money and threw in the garbage. He laughed when she started yelling because he knew that there was nothing she could do to stop him.

by Shinsui Nagaski May 16, 2008

Altania

Altania is a country on the planet of Zwamsia. It is the first controlled country on the planet. Altania is ruled by a King that goes by the name of King Altanin. The main Land of Altania is on Zwamsia and it is made of 19 diffrent districts, Gemo-District 1, Rancher-District 2, Altania City-District 3, Extraction-District 4, Grooval-District 5, Devisment-District 6, Solderment-District 7, Indurtriment-District 8, Millington-District 9, Distation-District 10, Military-District 11, Capital-District 12, Trialtation-District 13, Hearthment-District 14, Warption-District 15, Mastery Creations-District 16, GDA Grounds-District 17, Government Grounds-District 18, and Joy-District 19. Altania has also created future technology like the Frequency Manipulator, Singularity canons, and gem technology.

I want to travel to the country of Altania some day.

by The Legendary Altanian October 18, 2018

Alung

Alung the name of a person with a dick long enough to touch the bottom of your lungs

Person 1: Alung is packing some serious heat

by ThiccManConsumer December 28, 2020

alaunah

Just that bitch you don't wanna fucks with.

Watch out for Alaunah

by Jennymcknox February 23, 2017

Alton Brown

The patron saint of the geek kitchen.

After watching Good Eats for a couple of weeks, I too am now an Alton Brown whore... and I'm proud of it.

by Brian X June 22, 2003

ALTON

'A' 'L'ittle 'T'own 'O'f 'N'iggers

everyone is black in alton

by nigsnhoes February 27, 2010

Alton NH

A small town in New Hampshire. Located on Lake Winnepesuake. There is also nothing to do there. Pretty much, it's where you can get McDonalds, shop at Hannahford's go to one of the hardware stores, or buy an expensive off-road vehicle that you'll regret buying later. Maybe you'll go for a swim in the highly polluted lake? Seriously, go down to the bottom and have a look. You'll find thing's such as: Bikes, Toilets, Porta-potties, Sinks, Showers. And I wouldn't recommend touching the bottom becuase, well we'll just say it sucks. The cops there have nothing better to do than hunt you down for going 5 miles over the speed limit. When the kids from Alton are in an actual city, they seem socially retarded.

Person 1: Hey, geuss where my family is going for vacation.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Alton NH...
Person 2: Bro, I'm so sorry.
Person 1: I know right??? FML.

by #LoSeR# November 30, 2011