Alfalfa

when a male gets an erection.

"Yo dude she is so hott, i just got an alfalfa"

by surfbum2390 June 11, 2009

ALODFAWTM

A lot of dumb fucks ask what this means

bob says: "what does ALODFAWTM mean?"
you reply: "A LOT OF DUMB FUCKS ASK WHAT THIS MEANS"

by 808ridah November 6, 2007

Alfa Male

The Alfamale is the one of the group who takes charge leading the pack head on with his strong will to be a leader and stands his ground or territory when challenged by the younger generation putting up a fight to maintain his position

That dog right there in the front is the Alfa male and takes no bull off any one and will put up a hell of a fight to maintain control and balance

by L Carswell January 16, 2018

alfarin

An Alfarin can be a very naughty boy. He always talks too much and is always overhyped. He can also curse a lot and he has a really small dick.
He also watches a lot of porn and thinks he's always in top of everything. Anyone named Alfarin will think really high of themselves while being a lowborn.
They also tend to make lies to get other people's attention or make them like him. Girls usually fear him because of his delusional behavior or face.

Girl 1: Hey whose that dude over there?

Girl 2: Oh that, he's an Alfarin, he acts gay and I heard he has a small dick!

Girl 1: We better run to some other place

by SkiHigh January 5, 2019

aloaf

too lazy or complacent to bother responding or reaching out

When I call my cat and he merely raises his brow and continues to lay there on the floor, he's being aloaf.

by DAKster June 9, 2015

aloba

When (usually for fun) A single male is picked up by several others and gets his male parts rammed against a pole or wall sort material.

Aloba Him! he needs to be aloba'd

by HBBYB May 28, 2008

Organic Alfalfa

When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.

A:) Mooo!!!
B:) Hunny, give me as much organic alfalfa as you can!

by Hadito December 16, 2008