virgin awareness day

a day to recognize all the little cherries out there who can’t get any

“Happy virgin awareness day Sam!”
“Shut up, not everyone can get hoes like you Chad!”

by beans21 October 29, 2020

Tupp Aware

The moment one realizes that someone has taken and not returned their food storage containers.

I can't take food home from moms house anymore, she's become tupp aware.

by MaximusDanger April 16, 2021

Raising Awareness

The scientifically proven, completely-not-a-waste-of-time, simple act of fixing every problem and disease in the World with cute Twitter hashtags ^_^
(Srsly, why didn't we think of this sooner?)

Jennifer: 'Hey, I'm raising awareness and end bullying by tweeting the hashtag: #endbullyingnow'
Sarah: 'Thanks, you are really helping our cause!'

by SovietBoi October 3, 2021

distancial awareness

Unable to judge distances usually common in blondes that start with a k

Chrissy has no distancial awareness while parking the car even the kid below parks better

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

Distantial awareness

Able to judge distances.... which is impossible for blondes named Krissy

Because krissy has no distantial awareness is gone while parking the car

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

red barrel awareness

Has a video game sensibility. A) Used to describe someone who can start playing a video game at more than 'novice' level, due to extensive experience playing video games. B) Could also be used to describe someone whose video game sensibility stretches into the real world to a degree that is somewhat comical or absurd, or who chooses to describe people and events as if they are game characters or targets.

The word comes from the fact that gamers automatically understand that a red barrel in a video game will explode when shot.

A) This is his first time playing, but we shouldn't go easy on him. He has extensive red barrel awareness.

B) I noticed his red barrel awareness when he briefly considered driving between the cars in the traffic ahead of him, since it would only cause minor damage, and the car would still be drivable. I was scared.

by Spillpickle August 26, 2015

National Ligma Awareness Month

The entire month of October dedicated to people who have contracted Ligma

National Ligma Awareness Month is coming soon!

by NexusOryx09 October 1, 2021