Asinine

Individuals who participate in crossfit

Wow, those crossfitters are asinine for lifting more than they can handle and letting weights fall on their head.

by Wanderlusty June 6, 2015

Asigger

An Asian person trying to be black.

Look that guy over there is tryin to be such an Asigger.

by K Cent December 16, 2005

Phone-alingus

The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.

"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."

by GreenEggsNGraham March 29, 2009

Asinity

an asshole who usually gets bullied. sometimes has cringy social medias ex. youtube, instagram

fuck that asinity kid

by succboi2121 March 6, 2018

Paul-ating

The act of seducing a member of the opposite sex while still being quite gay, with the sole purpose of fornication in mind.

Man, that guy paul-ates wherever he goes! he's Paul-ating.

by Riblitz October 17, 2006

Fat Assing

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009

multi-assing

v. to continue sexual relations with multiple partners simultaneously, a la Tiger Woods.

Man, Tiger was multi-assing all those bitches!

by Staypuft75 December 15, 2009