Velvet Cloud

when a guy and a girl both have untrimmed pubes.
in the act of sex when their pubes combine creating the velvet cloud

"she had a massive bush and when mine connected we were floating on the velvet cloud"

by Velvet warrior September 30, 2012

Cloud Rap

Cloud Rap refers to a form of hip hop whose distinguishing features include dreamlike beats (which often use wordless vocal samples, where singers harmonize or hold long notes, to produce a majestic, dream like effect) and abstracted, sometimes deliberately absurd, lyrics that make little to no sense.

Samuel: I want a new form a hip hop that is like lo-fi but doesn’t sound as bad

Kyle: Just listen to some cloud rap, dude

Samuel: The hell is that?

Kyle: It’s the type of shit you’d hear while dreaming, or some shit

by Cozoo September 21, 2017

Cloud Cover

smegma or similar cheese-funk found around a bellend. Often discovered after not having washed for a while, or have slept with a skank

Pulling your foreskin back to discover a white-cheese like film.
Wah funk-dis cloud cover. i gotta get me some bath bashment

by kroydawg January 20, 2009

Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.

My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.

by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010

Cloud^

ub3r l337 pl4y3r from tE servers, bound to the head with Suicide

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by Anonymous March 25, 2003

head in the clouds

Not being very focused

He has his head in the clouds = he's thinking at something else, he's not very focused

by Alessia362 May 15, 2016

bitch cloud

Bitch cloud (noun)- a cloud comprising of many different deodorant sprays that makes you gag when it gets in you nose/eyes/mouth.
To bitch cloud- to spray unnecessary amounts of deodorant
To be bitch clouded- when you find yourself in the middle of a bitch cloud.

Two people walking down corridor
Person 1: *gag* what is the smell?!
Person 2: aww man! We just got bitch clouded!

by iconenthusiast March 20, 2013