smarsome

Smart + awesome

The way that Griffin Bing pulled the ultimate swindle was insanely smarsome.

by MrJoshTheEpic August 13, 2016

Smash & Dash

When you get a hot girl and you wanna bang. So you get to know her for about 30 minutes and then you fuck, and gtfo of there.

"You wanna Smash & Dash?"

by anefyon July 5, 2016

Smashable

an easy-drinking alcoholic beverage, usually of lower alcohol content and with fruitiness.

" Girl, that bottle of rose you gave us was totally smashable; we split the bottle at the pool."

by monaseq July 29, 2016

SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)

Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.

In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016

smapp

(adj.) so fucking good
(v.) hit the fuck out of you

(adj.) Man, That chicken was smapp!
(verb.) I'm about to smapp you if you don't shut up

by urstruly_leelee December 1, 2016

sapsin

The opposite of dank. Unfunny, or bad in general.

"Mmmmmm... that 2009 meme is really sapsin..."

by LambchopsTheCapitalist December 10, 2016

smash man

Someone who find it very easy to pick up girls. Usually a dude with blonde hair. He takes every chance he gets, so he is probably smashing your girl right now.

Na na na na na na na na smash man

by Smash Man January 3, 2017