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Jaffa-fake

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.
The woman's a total jaffa-fake.
by GazzerB August 25, 2008
mugGet the Jaffa-fakemug.

fake dennis

slang in the nmh class of '08 for a korean boy, infamous for having broken his computer while jacking off.
Didja hear why Fake Dennis doesn't have a roomie anymore?
by guesswho March 6, 2005
mugGet the fake dennismug.

Fake Latino

Somebody like Gabriel Garcia Suarez who lives in Paris and speaks English with an American accent.
Oh that Gabriel is such a fake Latino !1!
by Gee1309 August 14, 2018
mugGet the Fake Latinomug.

Pump Faked

The act of being tricked into doing something tedious because you thought that you would be kind and go through with this act. However, the other person had no intention of actually doing the tedious act in the first place.
Mom: I will wash the dishes from dinner.

Yourself: No! I got this mom. Just sit and relax.

Mom: Thank you! *smirks*

Dad: OOOOO! You just got PUMP FAKED so bad, son! You have some learning to do!
by thatONEguy118 November 13, 2011
mugGet the Pump Fakedmug.

Fake woke

Fake woke is when a person, group of people or any form of media or entertainment uses real truths and facts to gain trust and a following only to mislead these people into believing things that are not true.

The best example of this is Alex Jones. He uses real information to gain support while also using fake information to discredit himself and anybody labelled a conspiracy theorist like him. He claims to support the president but then flips on him during crucial times (when trump launched the missile at syria)

Kanye West is another good example. Claimed to be maga for all that time and then took his hat off and said nevermind, i never really believed in that stuff. He was fake woke from the beginning.
Look at all these fake woke celebs attacking Trump. They know he is going to drain the swamp and they are fighting for their lives.
by TheChampionAmon April 25, 2019
mugGet the Fake wokemug.

Ja-fake-an

(a)One who thinks or believes he or she is a person of jamaican descent but is not.
(b)One Who thinks he or she is Of Jamaican descent and adopts a (Suckass)Version Of a Rastafarian Accent.
(c) Mrs.Cleo! A Cheap,Lying,teror card reading,Bitch Who uses stereotyping and Common sense to (wooz) Her way to $4.99 A minute!
(d) Any white person with dreadlocks or braids.
(Fake Rastafarian)-A Mougn U whoot b wif u tadae?

(Real Rastafarian)Ey mon Woot za Fuk Are ju Saying Mon?STFU Ju shtoopit Ja-fake-an
Man A.Woah dog U heard of that lyin bitch Mrs. Cleo
Man B.Yea She Got me up to a $36.95 price For Common sense!
by Cracklist November 11, 2008
mugGet the Ja-fake-anmug.

fake ass

that fake ass tits are hot.
by eazy-x February 19, 2008
mugGet the fake assmug.

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