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What losers and broke folks call beautiful craftsmanship to make themselves feel better about having ugly white walls and make it seem socially acceptable, cool, “modern” and trendy.

Also a term sheep use to feel like they fit in and to get a sense that they are cool and hip.
That hand carved mahogany dresser is so dated. The 80s want their dresser back haha. Honey where’s the white paint? let’s paint it white to match the house!
by Julius chaos February 26, 2025
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datejacking

when a person hijacks someone else’s date.
1) the person going on or is on a date cancels or cuts their date due to the fact that third person convinces them to go out with them instead, fully knowing that this person already had plans for a date.

2) the date could be romantically or with friends.
Jane was on a date with Dan. Steve likes Jane and knew she would be on date with Dan. So, he sent Jane pictures of a cocktail bar she really wanted to go to, with a caption that said, “awesome vibes, beautiful views, excellent food and exquisite cocktails. I made reservations for two! Waiting for you!” hoping he could datejack Dan’s date with Jane.

Jane responded to Steve’s caption, “OMG, I can’t believe you got a reservation!! On my way!” Since Jane cut her date with Dan short, Steve successfully

did a datejacking.
by Puerto Rican Girl March 1, 2025
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A guy who certainly has a big penis
Small build but very attractive

Always happy for some reason
Doesn’t really care about anyone’s comments
Omg Deaterrius it’s so big
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Date-poaching

The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.
"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."

"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025
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Datetatorship

A relationship where one party declares things uncommitted or over,
but continues to silently enforce the expectations, rules, and emotional boundaries
of a committed relationship without ever discussing them.
“We’re not together. We aren’t a thing,” he said.

And she just blinked.
Because she knew he’d spiral if she actually went on a date.

This wasn’t a situationship.
This was a Datetatorship.
by starvingRD July 31, 2025
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Doakes

When you are stalking or following someone to gather information about them cause theyve been weird or Suspicious.
1. Ive Doakesed Him Last Night.
2. I gotta Doakes her, she's been acting weird lately
by BlueBallsDestroyer August 5, 2025
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