Southern Beat-Down

Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still hurts from when Phil gave me that Southern Beat-Down!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

Provolone Beat Down

(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.

The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.

by captainreallyawesome July 27, 2009

beat off tourettes

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.

I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!

by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010

if that don’t beat all

An expression of surprise - as in that is the most odd thing ever.

Bro: holy shit, Trump won the election!
Second bro: If that don’t beat all.

by ZenTam August 11, 2018

Bring sandwich to the beat

Phrase used in northern England by grime and trap artists/fans, meaning 'to spit tight bars over a backing track in a punchy way'. The phrase evolved because 'sandwiched' is a synonym for the word 'tight', which is used as a compliment in grime and rap circles when appraising a song or performance. Can also start with variant words 'bringing' and 'brings' depending on usage and context.

That MC is spitting pure fire up there bruv. Sure can bring sandwich to the beat.

by UserOfWords June 8, 2018

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

Beat my V

(v.) Female rendering of auto-stimulation.

Girl One: "I'm sorry that guy turned out to be a total ass."
Girl Two: "It's okay...I guess now I could just...beat my v..."

by Yankee11 December 17, 2011