ass blaster 

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

ass blaster by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

Ass Ramming 

Anal sex

He gave her a good ass ramming

Ass Ramming by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Ass Munchy 

When a man jizzes in a condom ties it up and makes a woman swallow it, then after she poops it out the man puts it back on and makes the woman deep throat it

Mom: Billy what are you doing?
Billy: Nothin' just givin some bitch a Ass Munchy
Mom: Oh ok, dont forget to call grandma

Ass Munchy by hastatus3 May 2, 2010

ass whooping 

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

1. That little kid was misbehaving so badly at Wal-Mart, that his fat ass momma gave him a good ol' fashioned ass whooping.

2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.

ass whooping by JimmyBaby March 8, 2006

ASS SOUP 

The Correct way to use the word "ASS SOUP" is to describe a place full of hot chicks, babes, hotties, hoes,squirrels or clams.

1." Dude. I went to the mall and it was ASS SOUP! "

ASS SOUP by RICHARD ALVARADO February 1, 2008

Ass Tickling Cum Bubble 

1. After anal sex has occurred, the receiving party flatulates, and in doing so a bubble of cum arises tickling the ass of the receiving party so that they giggle in a girlish manner.
2. One who is annoying, acting like a retard, or that you hate.

Guy 1: Fuck off you Ass Tickling Cum Bubble!!!!

Ass Tickling Cum Bubble by WTFIceman April 4, 2008

Ass Troll 

A small mystical creature employed by Airport Security to painfully explore anal cavities in search of contraband. It is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.

"We were detained at the Airport because the Ass Troll found a condom full of cocaine in Joe's ass."

"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"

Ass Troll by Don't really know February 4, 2006