Master of Puppets

Literally the rapest song of all time, from the acclaimed Metallica album "Master of Puppets". The song features fast paced down-plucking, heavy riffs, and a complex and lightning fast solo. The lyrics of this song are the stuff of legend.

That was Master of Puppets my friend.

by The Last One Crouching May 27, 2010

the birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.

The Birthday Massacre is playing a show soon.

by VKX April 28, 2005

Maslow's hierarchy of needs

A pyramid of human needs created by Maslow. It explains the needs of humans from the basics to the complex.

1st: Physical Survival Needs- Water, Food, Shelter, Sleep, Health, Sex
2nd: Safety and Security- Physical Safety, Economic Security, Freedom From Threats, Comfort
3rd: Social Needs- Acceptance, Group Membership, Association, Love
4th: Self Esteem- Important Projects, Recognition of Strengths and Intelligence, Prestige and Status
5th: Need for Self-Actualization- Challenging Projects, Opportunities for Innovation and Creativity, Learning

High Schoolers and young adults have a very hard experience trying to maintain 3 in Maslow's hierarchy of needs and above because most parents hate their kids. Most parents, on the other hand, raise their self esteem and feel accomplished when they shit on their kids lives.

by Steve Indigo August 4, 2006

machine gun masturbation

To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.

Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.

by B ryan October 6, 2006

mastodon

A band that is so metal it's scary.

I listened to Mastodon one day. Then I wished I could condense them into liquid and inject it in my veins.

by rockhard May 15, 2007

Mashayla

a bouncy, high energy person who has extreame faith in God.
a great person to hang out with, who you can always count on having a good time with, great personality.
sincere in advice and a good listener.
a veryhard worker.
very girly but likes trucks.
drop-dead gorgeous!

"Aw, dude, that was such a Mashayla scream!"

"Wow, that dude has some great insight. Reminds me of Mashayla!"

by awesomeperson14 February 4, 2010

Massive Load

Referring to a large amount of semen.

Nick blew his massive load all over my forehead.

by Nig_Nog-1 October 13, 2016