edigar

edigar is a disgusting simp

Omg That edigar is ugly

by by I weird gurl December 17, 2021

Edward Smith

The captain that ran the Titanic into an iceberg on April 14, 1912.

"Watch what you're doing! You look like Edward Smith trying to drive this car!"

by ItzFlamez April 26, 2017

Edward Snowed-in

Ex-CIA dude who cited "cabin fever" as his excuse for committing espionage.

Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

Edward Teach

trash; literal garbage.

"I sold Edward Teach," said Kevin very proudly. "He sucks."

by gal67 November 24, 2018

Eduardo Perera Guzowski

He is the absolute best person alive and everyone loves him. He is sexy and just amazing. He is strong and super intelligent. Usually he has hazel brown eyes and brown hair. He loves sports especially football. All the girls love him because he is a super likable guy. He is the best person in the whole world.

Eduardo Perera Guzowski is Sooooo amazing.

by Edu117 April 21, 2019

Sex Edward

The practice of preaching abstinence to impressionable young schoolgirls.

"I don't want my kids learning about birth control. Sex Edward is the only way to go."

by Christina13 February 7, 2010

Edward-itis

N: A disease of the mind where the victim suffers feelings and emotions very similar to the ones Edward Cullen experiences while dating Bella Swan. Symptoms are: Being absolutely convinced you like the other person more than they could possibly like you, Being jealous of people you usually think of as beneath you, constantly being concerned over the safety of your lover, and having a desire to drive them everywhere in your shiny silver car.

Steve was wracked with emotions he had never felt before while dating Tiffany. He couldn't focus on anything else because he was so jealous of others around her and concerned that she could never fully return the enormous emotion he felt for her. He was suffering Edward-itis.

by Shidoni8 March 18, 2009