Funny Crotch 

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater

1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!

Funny Crotch by Chris March 15, 2005

Lock Crotch 

A Vagina that doesn't like to let a penis have its freedom. Crotch won' open, pitbull snatch.

Missy gets all lock crotch on her husband. Man that bitch gotz a big ol' case of Pitbull snatch... 360 Days A Year!

Lock Crotch by Desiree Markert January 2, 2009

Sandy Crotch 

When you get sand in your in your vajay-jay

Yo fist pump to the Jersey Shore, only to get a Sandy Crotch.

Sandy Crotch by fistpumper29 August 6, 2011

butter crotch 

Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.

Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.

Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.

Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.

butter crotch by lennytheoreo December 4, 2012

Old Man Crotch 

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.

I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.

Old Man Crotch by Simi Halu February 28, 2009

dumpster crotch 

a)A female whose lack of hygiene has caused her genitalia odor to resemble the dumpster behind Fortino's aroma.

b)Stanky, scabby bitch.

Yo bitch go wash that shit out with some spray nine you filthy dumpster crotch.

The dirty prostitute sure smelled like a dumpster crotch.

dumpster crotch by Bigsteelmomma January 26, 2006

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets by SILENT311 May 12, 2009