Nigerian Beachball

When you commence to knock out a Nigerian man and stomp on his genitals until the swell to be the size of beach balls.

Man, i saw this guy that got his ass kicked because he had some crazy Nigerian Beachballs!

by recneps123 June 28, 2012

Polish Beach House

To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).

You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.

There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.

If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.

LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!

LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go

by BoredAtWork55 July 13, 2012

Virginia Beach

The only beach where you can get a ticket for wearing a bathing suit.

When visiting Virginia Beach make sure you stay on the sand at the beach because as soon as you walk off the sand and onto the sidewalk you can receive a ticket for your bathing suit attire AT THE BEACH.

by annabellebby December 12, 2012

Beach Volleyball

The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.

Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.

by omgomgiamsoborecd February 27, 2011

Beach Balls

a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.

did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.

by SCRhollywood February 4, 2010

Beach Bunny

Noun: Used to describe a person that basically lives at the beach and goes every chance they can while they fuck every guy they can get their dirty sandy vagina near. Similar to a mud cricket except on the beach instead of the river.

Hey man, you wanna go to Pensacola beach and hunt for us a Beach bunny. It’s that time of the year again.

by Florida Justice July 10, 2018

beach

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007