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a condition, commonly contracted at the beach, in which a male has sand on his testicles, very uncomfortable
god, i let them bury me in the sand and i came out with a massive case of beach balls
by beachballa August 21, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A beach ball is a large ball filled with air that people play with, especially when they go to the beach.
Wow, that is a nice beachball to play with on the beach!
by rhinoacid April 09, 2019
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Hey girl, put that beach ball in the air
Look at 'dem beach balls
Imma smack that beach ball
by dirtymikeanddaboyz September 13, 2019
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1. n. (common) a fun and simple plastic inflatable ball, most often used in beach games. Shortened to a single word from previous two words for marketing purposes.

2. n. (slang) Someone who is as wide as they are tall. Simple analogous derivation from common use of word.
1. Get the beachball, yo, it's time to hit the coast! WOOOOO!

2. Did you see how much weight she gained? She's a damn beachball.
by KingPr0n October 26, 2004
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Other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.
Teddy: "So you coming to the party tonight?"
Mike: "No, sorry, I'm playin' some beachball at 3 o'clock."
Teddy: "Oh, really."
Teddy glances to the side.
Teddy: "Hm, maybe I'll join you."
by MACHone Inc. October 06, 2005
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v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).
Girl: "Have you ordered yet?"
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."

Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 29, 2009
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