Definitions by jiggaslapnuts

VPILF 

Vice President I'd like to F**K.

Sarah Palin has the chance to become the first ever VPILF

VPILF by jiggaslapnuts October 20, 2008

salahj 

Straight arm look away hand job.

Sally didn't like Richard. But Sally was drunk, so she gave him a Salahj to make him go away.

salahj by jiggaslapnuts November 4, 2007

beach crumbs 

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

beach crumbs by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007

beach 

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

beach by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007

salfdhj 

Straight Armed Look Forward Double Hand Job. Pronounced "Saul - Ph - Didge".

For an extra $20, the hooker gave Ben and Jared a Salfdhj.

salfdhj by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007