Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?

by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025

Robo Numbers

A term for exceptionally poor statistical performance, usually in reference to video games.

15 kills? Those are some Robo Numbers you fat fuck.

You only jerk off 3-4 times a week? Those are Robo Numbers, you gotta get those up.

by Robobobert December 23, 2024

Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

Rrobloxboss is the number one Matthew Patel fan! Everybody knows.

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”

by koniz907L April 16, 2025

Numberized

When you dab while giving certain things numbers.

Person1: you are number one (dab) you are number two
Person2: ohh you numberized those things.

by swompy September 28, 2018

Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.

Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.

by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021

Silly numbers

When somebody says “Pull up, there’s silly numbers”, this means nobody is going to pull up. Don’t be fooled, Faisal squad is cap.

Soccer @ 5 , got silly numbers

by Messi42 December 10, 2022

number 16

it’s where you forcefully shit your pants until your butt plug falls out onto the ground and then you lick the plug clean until you throw up or cum on your bed.

“*screams*, daddy i shat myself and came at the same time!” cries joe
all because of the number 16.

by poogina666 November 17, 2020