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myspace

A place which is perfect for attention whores who need to announce every single thought that comes to mind, new band they like or saw, or to point out yet another picture of themselves or pictures with their friends.

It is also great to boost your ego with the amount of friends you can have without even taking the time to get to know them except for a few comments and emails. Pictues can be sent also in the comments so you can show everyone what you did last weekend or last night. This is where you can get all the compliments you ever dreamed of to inflate your head.

Note: Myspace is not for those individuals who are insecure AND are in a relationship because you can just kiss your bf/gf goodbye. It promotes jealousy and all the nasty emotions that go along with it. I highly suggest getting off myspace if you are one of these people; you'll thank me later.
"What was one of the causes of your break up?" "Myspace"
by babygirllika September 26, 2005
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Mysposer

Kinda obvious really, it's that guy/gal on the infamous website that you know probably doesn't really look like that in real life, the camera above, the big eyes...normally, the fringe? Let's face it though, probably everyone who owns a myspace will have been one. i've been one. *hides*
*dayum, that girls hot.*
*no way man, i seen her in town-she's just a mysposer*
by *Melabel* May 5, 2007
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myspace whore

Someone who spends most of their life on myspace whether at school,work,home,parties, anywhere you can name that has computers.
the person known most for myspace whore is of course TILA TEQUILA!!@!
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cutting myself

cutting myself is escape or to feel pain in all numbness a way to live to keep going or a way to die if deep enough.
cutting myself
kids at school: Worthless, stupid, fat
social media: Worthless, stupid, fat, cunt, slut whore
me: *feels pain and numb*

me: *repeats in mind everyday*
me: *numb* cuts

me*starts to feel something (pain)
repeats
till the day she gives up cuts so deep she dies
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mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
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myspace

The most addicting, random, popular website for teens 13-17 who either want to promote their popularity by showing how much more comments/friends/profile views they have or promoting their image as a slutt. Everyone decides to go on every oh i dunno... about 4.5 minutes to try to see if there was a comment, bulliten, message, or friend request made. They will also put random information about sex in hopes of getting twenty stalker guys to add them so they can say "hey. i have more friend requests than YOU"
ex 1: myspace teen1:ooooh look at this... FIVE REQUESTS
myspace teen2: do you even know those guys???
myspace teen1: pshh no but i'll add them and see if they comment on my hott pics!!!
by Ryannnnn July 21, 2005
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